Dear Reckless Drivers

Hello Reckless Drivers of Trinidad,

You guys and gals are really assholes, swerving in and out of lanes, speeding through red lights, switching lanes without indicators, randomly stopping  ...I can go on and on. Have you ever stopped to wonder what about the other cautious drivers on the road ( like me) ?

The sad thing is ,when you cross the median and crash into a family coming home from a beach lime killing everyone in that vehicle while you and your passenger escape with minor injuries no one gets charged.

So a big fuck you- to you, be more considerate...you are not going to be late twice, and I'm sure the place you are going to isn't running away . Luckily I believe in Karma so i know you will get yours

Thank you, have a great day and remember always buckle up.

Grateful that god didn't endow me with mutant powers to blow up cars,

The Blue Wolf

Dear Co-Worker

Dear Co Worker,

Yesterday i gave you an envelope to take to the post office, "get me the cost to ship to the UK via express mail please" You did , came back, told me its $130.00. Kool. This morning i give you $200.00, the same said envelope and told you to send this off. You go to the post office and mail it out via Normal Mail which costs $50.00.....Do i need to write, spell,and read for you people???!!!

Thank you for fucking up the customer's order. You are older than I, you've regularly boasted about the 18 places you've  worked before in your lifetime and yet the words- common and sense- doesn't come together in your vocabulary. I am not your superior nor you mines, yet in the play "life at work" you act like everyone's boss.

Whats done is done and I'm pretty pissed, its a miracle i didn't explode into a huge pile of glitter when you handed me back $150.00 and said i gave you too much. Ha ha ha ha..fuck you...

Always respectful at work

The Blue Wolf

Dear Manager

Dear Manager,

I do not like you, in fact i may be very close to shouting I HATE YOU. You came into this company 2 years after i started, taking up the managers position because your dad who is the CEO was "retiring" from one company to take up a position in another. You had no managerial experience, your last job was a some sort of administrative position in BP. Now don't get me wrong cause I believe that everyone should be given a chance, its been 3 years since and nothing has changed.

You're idea of managing is strutting in 2 times per week, with your horrid fashion sense from 10-2 barking orders at staff, grumbling like an active volcano at reports you have to submit to our UK office, while shouting Bullocks all the time...I mean seriously you are a Trini :/ and being very angry for no apparent reason. This has de motivated staff , some are very scared of you, while some of us wants to push your flat ass down the stairs. Maybe this was your goal, but being scared doesn't equal respect. I have no respect for you what so ever because you are bitter, childish, never heard of hair product, or earrings and lack any sort of professionalism when it comes to one your most valuable resource - Your Staff

i don't know if you have problems at home or what, but that is no excuse to come in here with that dutty attitude and jeans. I remember our last Xmas dinner when i brought my sexily clad friend to accompany me , you blatantly asked me in front of everyone " Is this your sister , so glad she can join us" to which my friend said " umm no I'm his GF and planted a kiss on me" it was good to see the look on your face, and even better to see your husband literally drooling over my gal pal. You sat right next to me and i didn't say a single word to you. I loved it.

I hate the way you dress, I hate the way you talk down to people and i absolutely hate your attitude towards me. I hate that you pass off your work to me and then take all the credit. I hate that you get jealous when our UK superiors praise me for a job well done and my dapper wardrobe. I hate that your father also exhibits this behavior, but guess what I work fucking hard for this company and I deserve it.

I hope that in time you realize that your attitude stinks, and your "I'm better than everyone" tone of voice will give you many enemies . I hope that karma comes back and bites you in the ass in a big way.

In conclusion I'd like to say a big "FUCK YOU!!" I love my job , I get along with my co workers and we all HATE the living daylights out of you. I'm happy you only come in Twice a week cause all 5 days will drive me insane.

Respectfully hoping that you jump off a cliff

The Blue Wolf

*End of Rant*